Bile la nak dapat tengok nie... hari ni merupakan first day transformers revenge of the fallen kat pawagam... Tengok macam best jer... Tak sabar rasanya...
Al-Kisah 2 Hantu..

Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

"Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah.

"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B.

"Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu.

"Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."

"Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So this one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang."

"So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?" tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

"Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

"Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.
9 Words Women Always Use

(1) Fine
  • This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:
  • If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
  • Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:
  • This is the calm before the storm.
  • This means something,and you should be on your toes.
  • Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:
  • This is a dare, not permission.
  • Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:
  • This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
  • A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
  • (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:
  • This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
  • That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:
  • A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
  • Just say you're welcome.
  • (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:
  • Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:
  • Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
  • This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Smiles...

1. "Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga... ."
Jawapannya kerana :
kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
kalau kawin dua isTWO
kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI... ..

2. SENYUM pada orang tua tanda sayang.
SENYUM pada kanak-kanak tanda kasih.
SENYUM pada kekasih tanda cinta.
SENYUM depan telefon tanda gila,
masih SENYUM lagi... memang sah GILA!

3. " Manusia jatuh CinTa??Tak heran... "
Kuda makan RuMpuT?? Tak aneh...
MONYET pandai picit TETIKUS?? HEBAT!!!! ( MOUSE )
MASIH PICIT??
LUAR BIASA!!!!

4. "Cinta..ibarat kentut... "
makin dipendam makin gelisah...
bila di lepaskan ... ... .
ahhhhhhh lega rasanya... ... .

5.Aku terpaku dek renungan matamu,
hatiku tertanya-tanya, BENARKAH ini?
nafas ku tertahan, kau tunduk SEGAN..
lalu ku bertanya, "kau..kentutkan?"

6. "... bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan, "
maka berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil letrik yang tertunggak tu!!
Rahsia Tarikh Lahir Mengikut Warna

If your birthday is between.... Birthday Color
> > December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red
> > January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange
> > January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
> > January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
> > February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
> > February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
> > February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
> > February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
> > March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
> > March 21st = Black
> > March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple
> > April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
> > April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
> > April 21st ~ April 30th = White
> > May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue
> > May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
> > May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream
> > June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
> > June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
> > June 24th = Grey
> > June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
> > July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
> > July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
> > July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
> > August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
> > August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
> > August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
> > September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua
> > September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
> > September 23rd = Olive
> > September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
> > October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
> > October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
> > October 24th ~November 11th = White
> > November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
> > November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
> > December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
> > December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon
> > December 22nd = Teal



-----------------------------*RED*----------------------------

You are the cute and lovable type. You are picky but always in love...and
likes being loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable
with people, nice, soft and they can love you for the way you are. Likes
people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable.


---------------------------*CREAM*---------------------------

Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are
trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully and don't fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a
long long time.


------------------------*TEAL*------------------------

You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking
love. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid
mistakes. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends.


-------------------------*GREY*--------------------------

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings and express
everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be
noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up
people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good
sense of humour.


-------------------------*GREEN*-------------------------

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but
sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words...You like to be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single waiting for the
right person.


-------------------------*GOLD*--------------------------

You know what's right and what's wrong for you. You are cheerful and out
going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.


---------------------------*PINK*---------------------------

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in
fairytales.


---------------------------*YELLOW*---------------------------

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership role in relationships. You make good decisions and make the
right choices at the right time. You dream of a romantic relationship.


--------------------------*MAROON*-------------------------

You are intellegent, and know what's right. You like to make things go your
way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other
people's feelings. But you can be patient when it comes to love... Once you
get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.


-------------------------*ORANGE*---------------------------

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people.
You always have goals you look towards, and are competitive. When it comes
to friendships, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the
right friend, you trust them for ever.


----------------------------*PURPLE*--------------------------

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your
day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between
friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go
for people who are trustworthy.


-----------------------------*LIME*-----------------------------

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jelous easily, and complain
over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing,but you have a
capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.


--------------------------*SILVER*----------------------------

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your
love life is usually hard and confusing
.


---------------------------*BLACK*----------------------------

You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.


--------------------------*OLIVE*----------------------------

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and
cheerful and don't envy other people easily.


---------------------------*BROWN*---------------------------

You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to get close to
you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.


---------------------------*BLUE*---------------------------

You have low self-esteem and are very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not
your heart.


---------------------------*NAVY*-------------------------

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards
everything and are very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
its hard for you to forgive them.


---------------------------*WHITE*-------------------------

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't
react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought of highly
by others.


---------------------------*AQUA*-------------------------

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonley, and like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It's hard to find love for you, and get lost in love easily.
Sometimes you also get hurt by love.
Pengiraan Keserasian Pasangan
(Peringatan: Hanya Untuk Hiburan Sahaja)

Bunyi sebutan nama; iaitu jika bunyi di :-

Depan = Markah 9
Atas = Markah 8
Bawah = Markah 5

Contoh:-
Nama Lelaki : Ahmad Azhar
Sebutan : Ah + mad + Az + har
Markah : 8 + 8 + 8 + 8
Jumlah : 32

Nama Perempuan : Arni Nazira
Sebutan : Ar + ni + Na + zi + ra
Markah : 8 + 5 + 8 + 5 + 8
Jumlah : 34

So Jumlah Keseluruhan : 32 + 34 = 66

Mencari baki :-

Jumlah 66 dibahagi pula dengan nombor 9, 7, 5 dan 3.

Iaitu:-

66 bahagi 9... baki ialah 3
66 bahagi 7... baki ialah 3
66 bahagi 5... baki ialah 1
66 bahagi 3... baki ialah 0

** Oleh itu baki ialah 3, 3, 1 dan 0 (baca dari atas ke bawah)

Peringkat perjalanan usia perkahwinan (9, 7, 5, 3)

# 9 - Di masa muda (awal perkahwinan)

# 7 - Di masa memasuki pertengahan

# 5 - Di masa menghadapi masa tua

# 3 - Di masa tua (penghujung perkahwinan)

Jika baki :-

0 - Bulan Purnama
Di waktu ini rumah tangga sangat bahagia, hidup penuh dengan aman dan damai. Tidak berlaku kekecohan. Jika pasangan ini subur kemungkinan mendapat ramai anak.

1 - Biji Di Tasik
Di waktu ini pasangan hidup dengan keadaan kewangan yang hanya cukup makan. Tidak mewah (dengan kadar masing-masing) dengan kata lain tidak cukup duit atau susah sedikit untuk mendapatkan duit. Rezeki payah.

2 - Anak Raja Sekandang
Di waktu ini pasangan suami isteri romantis, rasa secocok, rasa sama padan dan saling memahami. Maka rumahtangga menjadi bahagia.

3 - Anak Raja Kepanasan
Di waktu ini sering berlaku pertengkaran, bergaduh, bermasam muka iaitu dengan kata lain perselisihan faham sering berlaku. Jika dibiarkan berlarutan rumahtangga akan hancur.

4 - Abu Atas Tunggul
Di waktu ini duit ada tapi tidak pernah cukup. Jika dapat wang pun hanya sekadar dapat lihat sahaja. Wang itu cepat habis digunakan. Ada-ada saja perkara yang hendak dibelanjakan. Senang datang senang habis. Poket sentiasa kosong.

5 - Telaga Di Bawah Bukit
Di waktu ini rezeki datang melimpah-limpah. Tidak menghadapi masalah kewangan. Hidup senang.

6 - Tanduk Seberkas
Di waktu ini pasangan menjadi romantis, penuh kemesraan dan penuh kasih sayang.

7 - Naga Seru
Di waktu ini pasangan tidak tenteram kerana masalah kuat cemburu. Selalu tidak percaya pada pasangan.

8 - -sama seperti nombor 0-
All about me... My personality based from blogs that I have read... So many things that we should discover about ourself... And also so many things about others that we didn't know... It's a wonderful things... about relationship... about love... and so many other things...

When talking about "Rahsia tarikh lahir berdasarkan bintang" the explanation for my personality will be like this:-

SCORPIO ( 24 OKTOBER - 23 NOVEMBER )

  • Orangnya: action serius, mudah cemburu, mood swing..
  • Tips utk memikat: Sentiasa menghargainya.. nak bergayut di telefon berjam-jam pun takpe! janji dgn dia, kerana Scorpio ini macam Libra juga, posessive. Tak suka berkongsi perempuannya dgn org lain.
  • WARNING: Buat pilihan yg betul bila mahu memikat scorpio, kerana bila dah terjerat susah nak escape dari scorpio...(jgn kata guek tak kasi warning).
And then we we talking about "Rahsia tarikh lahir mengiku haribulan" the explanation will be like this:-


Tarikh Lahir pada 5 & 17



Yang lahir pada tarikh ini adalah seorang yang optimis, bercita-cita tinggi dan punya kecederungan untuk berprestasi. Namun begitu dia adalah seorang yang berwatak keras dan apa yang diinginkan selalunya dipenuhi. Memandangkan sesuatu selalunya dari segi yang menguntungkan.Tapi sayangnya dia suka menganggap remeh pada orang lain. Dalam soal cinta, berhati-hatilah kerana dia suka bertukar-tukar pasangan.

Lastly when we talking about "Rahsia tarikh lahir berdasarkan bulan kelahiran":-

NOVEMBER

  • banyak idea dalam sesuatu perkara
  • perangai tidak dapat diramal dan mudah berubah-rubah
  • otak dan pemikiran yang sangat tajam
  • cara berfikir lain dari orang lain
  • berfikiran kehadapan, unik, dan bijak
  • banyak berfikir, kurang bercakap tetapi mesra
  • penuh dengan idea-idea baru yang luar biasa
  • sukar untuk dimengertikan atau difahami sikapnya
  • sifat yang berahsia, pandai mencungkil dan mencari rahsia
  • amanah, jujur, setia, dan pandai berahsia
  • daya firasat sangat halus dan tinggi
  • bagus sebagai doktor
  • cermat dan telit
  • personaliti dinamik
  • tidak hargai pujian
  • bercita-cita tinggi
  • terlalu degil dan keras hati
  • apabila hendak akan diusahakan sehingga berjaya
  • sangat rajin dan berkemampuan tinggi
  • kekuatan semangat dan daya juang yang tinggi kepada sesuatu kehendak
  • pandai mendorong diri sendiri
  • berani, pemurah, setia, dan banyak kesabaran
  • mudah ambil berat terhadap orang lain
  • tak suka marah kecuali tergugat
  • pandai muhasabah diri
  • romantik
  • tidak pasti dengan imbangan kasih sayang
  • suka duduk di rumah
  • tidak berapa berjaya dalam mengawal emosi
Life is like a maze... We try our best to discover our potential, our ability and sometimes we get confuse... huh... And that a little story about my personality...