Mr E-Z

9 Words Women Always Use

(1) Fine

• This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

• If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
• Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:

• This is the calm before the storm.
• This means something,and you should be on your toes.
• Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:

• This is a dare, not permission.
• Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:

• This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
• A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
• (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:

• This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
• That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:

• A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
• Just say you're welcome.
• (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:

• Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

• Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
• This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.